Ali Eaves, Girl Next Door, takes all your questions on women, love, and lust.
It bugs me how late she likes to sleep on weekends. How do I get her to join me at the breakfast table?
—Andrew from Athens, Ohio
You’re hoping I’ll say morning sex, aren’t you?
Sorry, but I’d suggest bacon. There are few people on Earth who aren’t roused by the smell of sizzling pork fat.
Just wait until a reasonable hour, like 9 a.m. Throw those glorious slabs on the skillet, and bring her a large mug of hot coffee.
When the scent wafts to her bedroom—and you’re ready with her caffeine fix—rolling out of bed will suddenly seem a lot easier.
(And if bacon’s a no-go, you can substitute pretty much anything aromatic that’ll make her stomach growl.)
Once she’s fed, caffeinated, and grateful, you just may get your morning sex wishes granted.
But if the pork-coffee combo doesn’t work, you’re dealing with a woman who needs sleep—in which case, unfold the morning paper and let her snooze, Rocky.
Silver lining: The extra sleep is good for her libido. Research shows that when women get an additional hour of shuteye, they’re 14 percent more likely to have sex the next day.