D’oh! That would be the sound of yet another professional athlete getting blasted by porn star-turned-D.C. sports junkie and professional troll Mia Khalifa. This time, Khalifa’s victim was the persistent Chicago Cubs catcher Willson Contreras, who just couldn’t take no for an answer.
Khalifa soundly rebuffed Contreras in front of all her followers thanks to a tweet that exposed the catcher’s repeated attempts to slide into her DMs, despite Khalifa’s hard rejection. The guy couldn’t take a hint, so she asked for some assistance.
— Mia K. (@miakhalifa) September 5, 2017
Cold as ice. Her latest victim doesn’t come off in too bad of a light, other than looking a little clumsy and desperate, but he still could’ve approached Khalifa with a more respect than using his opening line to make a not-so-subtle reference to her previous work as a professional porn star. (Here are some slightly more sophisticated icebreakers you can try instead.) And, guys, when a woman says, “Bye,” that usually means it’s time for you to say the same. Instead of falling into a pit of endless, unrequited texts, accept that you need to move on.
Khalifa’s been making a regular thing out of calling out professional athletes. She pulled a similar move with NFL quarterback Chad Kelly following this year’s NFL Draft, after Kelly was selected last and nabbed and the unofficial title of “Mr. Irrelevant.” Khalifa had been having similar issues with a persistent Kelly attempting to slide into her DMs a few months prior and couldn’t help but to troll him hard.
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Khalifa’s troll sprees aren’t always monster successes. Now out of the porn game, Khalifa has been establishing herself as a D.C. sports fan, and her attempts at ridiculing the opposition have been hit and miss. Her swing at NBA star Isaiah Thomas, for example, was a huge backfire. Nonetheless, this most recent roast was intense, and hopefully pro athletes (and men everywhere) are taking notes on DM etiquette, especially when she’s involved.