Everybody in life has problems. Some of them are just super entertaining to watch, probably because they’re not yours. Here’s a perfect example: On Wednesday, in Los Angeles, Brian Pumper, an adult thespian who has starred in such high-brow pics as Gangbanger’s Ball, was confronted by a man who claimed that he was going to kill him. Why? Because Pumper had sex with the mother of this man’s child and posted about it on social media. The unnamed man didn’t really say it so calmly, but that was the gist of it.
Because it’s the 21st century, the whole thing was recorded on a camera phone, which happened to capture the entire drama in three acts: Pumper standing there, unsure of what to do about the man’s threats; a pair of cops coming between Pumper and the irate man; and, finally, Pumper just turning tail and taking off.
In addition to being furious at Pumper for sleeping with his girl, the man was also mad that Brian took the disrespect to another level by smashing an egg on her forehead. The footage of that, which you should click on if you’re either not at work or, conversely, are hoping to get fired, is the pinned tweet on Pumper’s Twitter page, and has racked up more than 8,100 retweets and 9,100 likes. Our educated guess is that this write-up (as well as similar ones across the Internet) are only going to make those numbers shoot up.
In this tiny clip, there’s a lot of examples of what can happen when we make poor life decisions. Hopefully, you learned something. If not, well, read more on the unsexy truth about porn actors.